Silly Poem for Silly Kids (#2)

If My Mother Was A Walrus

If my mother was a Walrus,
I'd be so mad at her.
I'd be so embarrassed and nervous
for her to meet my friends.
She would smell real awful
and make loud terrible noises . . .
and then she'd try to smile
with those big fangs.
IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE !!!
I'd try to tell her to go back in the house
and she'd whack me with one of her flippers . . .
and I'd be out cold on a rock
for the rest of the day!
Then I'd finally come to
and there she'd be again . . . BIGTOOTH !!!
saying "Aw, honey, I wath only kidding! Give Momma a kith."
Yuck! A face full of blubber!
Poor me . . . if my mother was a Walrus!

Joanne Cucinello © 2008